Things that confuse me

• why do I always lose a sock in the dryer?
• where does the dust come from?
• how can Irelyn be so happy and then the next second screaming and crying for no reason?
• how my car got scratched on the hood
• why there are always dishes on the counter next to the sink
• why does Sleeping Beauty have purple eyes?
• why is my AV Trader Joe's not open yet?
• the annoying Kindergarten cut-off date that no one follows...
• why they put onions and hot sauce on Taco Bell burritos- yuck!
• why the food just disappears around here
• why everyone just can't get along